I'm Not Like Most Girls
me: haha hey guys do u dare me to eat this whole thing of ice cream
them: no
me: *shaking my head and chuckling* i cant believe you guys are making me do this
them: we're not
me: *eating right out of the thing* this is so wild you guys you're so fucked up for making me do this


this is important


I remember when I was a fetus I used to sneak out at night while my mother was sleeping


when you bottom for the first time after being a top all your life 

oh shit i just ate half a tub of ice cream
ancient proverb by me (via turntnip)